Cal James Richardson
- Ambitious but rubbish.
I'm 19, living in Australia. I have a kitten named Vincent Vega. He features on here a lot. I study Law at university and I think I'm funny but I'm probably not.
Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.
DOCTOR WHO AIDED BIN LADEN RAID, IN JAIL
stormcage
I was like, “Moffat is really taking the show in a different direction, isn’t he?”
Priceless.
I don’t get the song ‘international love’ either
new york, los angeles and miami doesn’t count as international
also pitbull is really really bald
I feel like that’s related somehow
I agree with the guy who told guy sebastian off
it really is that bad
stop going so slow
Anonymous asked: Your commentary on here is better than you in real life so thanks for that. You're much more comedic via the interwebs. Also, yes. I agree. Justin Bieber is sexy ;)
Whatever Anonally
(get it because it’s Romally and she’s anon)
(Romonymous would also have been acceptable)
I feel like my mum sees me as a character on a sitcom
the one that disappears for a while with a friend and then comes back at random times with a crazy new story
like the time Alvin and I bought lightsabers and fought in the park
or the time we announced we were getting our gun licenses
and now today I walk in and tell her we made nunchucks and we’re going to keep practicing with them
she must be like “here we go again”, freeze frame and then some theme music plays
I’d watch a sitcom about me
