I hate it when people get really pissy about the use of the word “literally.”
When I say someone is so hot that I am literally going to rip my eyeballs out, shove them in a blender and then smear the resulting goop all over my computer screen IT IS NOT A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
I am LITERALLY doing all of those things. I LITERALLY did them. It is 1000% REALITY. I no longer have eyes. My computer screen is covered in a strange-smelling crust. Why is this even up for debate? Christ, people.