What Would Kanye Do?

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Jan 28

I feel like my mum sees me as a character on a sitcom

the one that disappears for a while with a friend and then comes back at random times with a crazy new story

like the time Alvin and I bought lightsabers and fought in the park

or the time we announced we were getting our gun licenses

and now today I walk in and tell her we made nunchucks and we’re going to keep practicing with them

she must be like “here we go again”, freeze frame and then some theme music plays

I’d watch a sitcom about me